Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Samovar®




https://www.samovartea.com/

(Unfortunately, this web-site is rather useless when trying to look at their food menu items.)


Place: Samovar®[1]

Location: 1910 Fillmore Street 
(between Wilmot Street [which is really just a two block alley] and Bush Street)

Hours: open at 7:00am Sunday - Saturday

Meal: Egg Jar ~ sous-vide[2] egg, smoked salmon (which I skipped of course), brown rice, sauerkraut, sesame oil, and tamari; Cinnamon Almond Butter (Toast); and, to drink (it is a tea shop, after all), a large cuppa Tumeric Golden Milk




(Here is a little-known Cliff Clavin-fact: 
Lady Ella's actual birth-name was "Samantha O'Var". 

Not many people know this. You can now share this information with your friends and completely amaze them [if they are the gullible type]. You can tell them it is true because you read it on the Intro-Net. They can even verify it themselves with those Scopes-people.)


Last weekend while strolling along Fillmore Street in the afternoon, I came across a new tea shop there: Samovar®. Apparently this location has been open since late Fall 2017 or such. They have two other (older) tearooms in the city and another one at the International Terminal of San Francisco Airport. I have never been to any of the other shops, but when I saw their (even though it was rather limited) food menu, I figured this would be a nice place to check out.

Their signage at the front door actually states "Samovar® Tea & Chai"[3]; however, if you ask me, that wording is a superfluous redundancy, in my opinion. The word "chai" is almost universally the word used for "tea" in many other languages already. However, when most 'mericans think of "chai", they automatically think of a spiced Indian tea drink that is more like a "Tea-Latte".

This location on Fillmore Street does not offer a lot of seating/eating area inside. I had to make do with a bench and kinda shelf/table-thing to eat at. I suppose most people just order tea drinks and either lounge wherever possible or take them to go.

They have their own ceramic mugs/cups made for them locally and are for sale as gifts. If someone had taken a picture of the meal, you would have been able to see the nice design for this particular shop.

When I had stopped in last Sunday, I pretty much had made up my mind what I was going to order today. They do have a few other interesting ideas that I will try to stop back and test out one of these days:

Sweet Singapore (Toast) ~ condensed coconut milk, sous-vide egg (if I had not already ordered a dish with a sous-vide egg in it, this was going to be my second choice; it sounded just disgusting enough that I know I will love it);

White Truffle & Egg (Toast) ~ sous-vide egg, white truffle oil, salt, pepper (another one that sounded too disgusting [read: interesting] not to give it a try]);

Chia Chai Pudding (In A Jar) ~ chia-chai pudding (I asked; they soak the chia seeds in a cold chai mixture/liquid overnight to get them to gel), raw almonds, coconut, pumpkin seeds, cranberries, blueberries, bee pollen, honey;

or 

Warm Greens (In A Jar) ~ steamed greens, olive oil, tamari, lemon juice, nutritional yeast.


(Ooops! It looks like someone had the camera set to "Video" and did not get any photos of the actual breakfastary meal. [In my defense, the "Video" setting is right after the "Close Up" setting on the dial and I must have overshot it unknowingly. Plus, I could not seem to get the videos to open properly or I probably woulda inserted one here.])


This came served in an actual  Ball® Mason jar (which I was told after I had already bused my table-space and placed it in their plastic tub to be washed/cleaned that you can keep it if you like; oh, well, next time... ). If you have never had a sous-vide egg before, its consistency is somewhere between a soft boiled egg and a poached egg. This made it easy to incorporate the cooked egg into the rice and other ingredients. As strange as it all sounds ~ sauerkraut, poached (sous-vide-d, whatever) egg, and brown rice ~ it all seemed to work very nicely with me. 

The toast was good, too, but nothing really special. It was a thick slice of Texas-style toast with a thick layer/slathering of cinnamony almond butter on it.

Now the real winner for me with this whole meal was the drink. It was made with some kinda tumeric tea base ( I can only assume it was their Tumeric Spice, which is made with tumeric, ginger, lemongrass) and milk (which they have in large heated pots at the counter all ready to serve out). It really has to be tasted to best describe it. (Well, I tasted it, of course, but you would need to do so yourd*mnself to really get what I mean.)

Additionally, I was not quite sure how all the flavours of tumeric, cinnamon, almond butter, and tamari might work together, but they also all did work out as a quite nice flavour complement.

I did not bring any of my own condimentary supplements with me this morning because I was pretty sure that I would not be needing any with the choices I had (pre-)made.

Now what were the odds of finding a good tearoom in the midst of Japantown?!


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Egg Jar ~ 6.6;
Cinnamon Almond Butter (Toast) ~ 6.3;
Tumeric Golden Milk ~ 6.9

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1. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, номер один:

The Rooskoe word "самовар" ("samovar") means "self-brewer". It is the combined form of two Rooskie words "само" (transliterated as "samo"; meaning "self"/"itself") and "варить" (transliterated as "varit'"; meaning "to cook/boil").

I explained this most interesting factoid to the two guys working behind the counter this morning. They did not seem very impressed, though.

2. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, numéro deux:

"Sous-vide" is a new(-ish) fancy cooking term which means "under vacuum" in French.

3. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, номер три:

The Rooskoe word for "tea" is "чай" (transliterated as "chai" or "chaj").

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Cafe Mason




http://www.cafemasonsf.com/


Place: Cafe Mason

Location: 320 Mason Street 
(between Geary and O'Farrell Streets)

Hours: open 24 hours(???) every day of the week(???)

Meal: Blintzes[1] ~ ​cheese blintzes on top of your choice of homemade (restaurant-made, whatever) apple or blueberry sauce; a side of hashbrowns; and a glassa mango juice



(Why this particular EweToobular juxtaselection? I have it on good authority that not only is Dave Mason a big fan of cheese blintzes, but Randy Meisner, Don Henley, and Glenn Frey all love/d blueberries.)


If Cafe Mason (see last 'blog-entry from Saturday, November 18th, 2017) did not happen to be "all the way" downtown, it could easily be a contender for a spot in my Breakfastary Starting Rotation. I have eaten there several times now over the past few years and have never had a bad breakfast (which they feel the need to list as "Brunch" on their menu ~ no matter how early in the morning it may actually be served) there yet. Once again, I scored the really cool (small-ish) two-seater booth along the front window.

There are several pages of breakfast ("Brunch", whatever) items from which to choose, ranging from categories listed as Crépes[ sic ], California Breakfast (not "Brunch", for some reason), Benedicts, French Breakfast (again, not "Brúnch", though), Omelettes (and Frittatas), Eggs, and Pancakes (or French Toast). Still a few other ideas that I want to get back to try: 

Spinach Crépes[ sic ] ~ homemade (restaurant-made, whatever) cream spinach soufflé topped with cheese and Mornay sauce[2] (Spinach, cheese, and Mornay sauce? They already had me at spinach alone.); 

California Omelette ~ tomato, Jack cheese, cilantro & fresh herbs (this can also be upgraded with added avocado, which would be the only way to go, anyway);

or

Fresh Homemade (again, Restaurant-made) Pumpkin Pancakes (3pc).

Now I am not sure if they still offer a breakfast ("Brunch", whatever) sandwich called Croque Vegetali. This was basically a vegetarian version of a Croque Monsieur made with diced and grilled portobella mushroom, zucchini, sundried tomato, and Feta cheese with homemade cilantro pesto on egg-battered nine-grain French toast. It was listed on an older version of their menu when I first started going there, but I have not seen it listed on their printed menu the last few times I have visited, and it is no longer listed in their on-line menu either. Bummer. I was really looking forward to trying it. Maybe they will add it back again some day in the future (because they can not add it back in the past, of course... unless they happen to own a 1985 DeLorean with a Flux-Capacitor... 
Great Scott!).




They had these Blintzes listed under the Crépes[ sic ] category; however, I think blintzes would best be listed culinarily under the Pancakes (or French Toast) 
section. These came as two blintzes, and were filled with some kinda soft cheese (probably quark[3] or farmer cheese[4]). I liked the blueberry sauce and it even had more fresh blueberries added between the two blintzes. I think the blueberry sauce was the way to go. I am sure the applesauce would have been good, too, but when I think of blintzes, I usually think more along the lines of a cherry compote.

Knowing that the blintzes alone would not have been a full meal enough (even for my rather exiguous appetite), I made sure to get a side order of some potato products. Both their current printed and on-line menus state that they serve "homefries" as an accompaniment with many of the breakfast ("Brunch", whatever) dishes. However, I was informed this morning that they only have hashbrowns now . Sadly, it does not seem as if they offer homefries any longer, and this is a real shame as their version was really very good; the homefries were one of the main reasons that I went back for a second visit after my initial visit a few years ago. Now, don't get me wrong, the hashbrowns were fine, but their homefries were sooooo much better.

Today's fruits (сегодняшние фрукты): strawberries (клубники); apple (яблоко); orange (апельсин); cantaloupe (мускусная дыня); honeydew melon (дыня); pineapple (ананас); and blueberries (и черники).

For condimentary supplementation, Cafe Mason only had Tabasco® Brand Pepper Sauce (Original Red Sauce). I used some of my own (schlepped-with) Palo Alto Fire Fighters XXX Ghost Pepper Sauce (Thanks, Brian!) all over the hashbrowns.

the Wild Parrots of San Francisco Interlude

On my way to the restaurant (and also upon leaving), I heard a herd (flock/pandemonium... whatever) o' Wild Parrots straight up Mason Street near Geary Street. I am pretty sure that they must have a major roost atop one of the taller buildings nearby.


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Blintzes ~ 6.4;
the Wild Parrots of San Francisco ~ 8.5

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1. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, часть первая:

"Blintz" (singular) in Roosky is "блинчик" (pronounced "BLIN-chick"); "blintzes" (plural) is "блинчики" (pronounced "BLIN-chickee").

2. Well, technically, a Mornay sauce should already include cheese in it. The friendly folks at WikipediA already did the research (or stole it from elsewhere off the World Wild Webs), so here is their explanation:

"A Mornay sauce is a Béchamel sauce with shredded or grated Gruyère cheese added. Some variations use different combinations of Gruyère, Emmental cheese, or white Cheddar. A Mornay sauce made with Cheddar is commonly used to make Macaroni and cheese."

3. https://www.cheese.com/quark/

Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, часть вторая:

"Quark" in Roosky is "творог" (pronounced just like it looks).

4. https://www.cheese.com/farmer/

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Cinderella Russian Bakery & Café


Richmond (District) Coffeehouses
Глава 31



http://cinderellabakery.com/


Place: Cinderella[1] Russian Bakery & Café
Location: 436 Balboa Street (between 5th and 6th Avenues)
Hours: open daily at 7:00am
Meal: Cabbage w/ Butter & Egg Siberian-style Pie (Pirog); Potato Vareniki ~ Russian style dumplings with potato and fried onion filling, served with sour cream on the side and topped with crispy fried onions; and (for breakfast dessert) one Poppyseed[2] Hamentasche[3]; and to drink, with the main meal, Kompot (which they have described on their menu-blackboard as "A traditional drink in Central & Eastern Europe, especially Bulgaria, Poland, Lithuania, Ukraine, Russia, Slovenia, & Bosnia [where it has been a tradition since Ottoman times]. It is a light, refreshing drink, most often made of dried or fresh fruit [raisins, prunes, apricots, etc.] boiled in water w/ sugar & left to cool & infuse."), and with the breakfast dessert, a cuppa The Republic of Tea® British (English) Breakfast

http://www.republicoftea.com/british-breakfast-black-tea/p/v00586/


I started my Richmond (District) Coffeehouses Series exactly a year ago today (see first 'series-entry from July 26th, 2015). How do I know that? Because I started it mainly as an easy way to get something to eat while the San Francisco Marathon was in town, which basically cuts the city in half and makes it nearly impossible to get anywhere crosstown early in the morning. Well, the marathon-circus was back in town again this morning, so I decided to keep it local once more and just headed back to Cinderella Russian Bakery & Café 
(see previous 'blog-entry from March 10th, 2012). I originally had planned to hit up this place back on July 4th, but due to a stupid, useless parklet (see mini-rant below) that is now ensconced in front of the joint, I gave them a boycottlet. Luckily, I like this place and wanted to try to finish up the series, anyway. I think there is just one coffeehouse left to get to in the Richmond District; I will probably finish up with that sometime in the next few weekends.

Cinderella Russian Bakery & Café is just your standard-sized bakery. Half of the front room is taken up by the front-counter display cases. That leaves seating inside for just two tables for two and two window-counter seats. Weather permitting (and it was just barely permitting this morning), there are also seven tables for two outside on the sidewalk; and, additionally...




stupid, useless parklets mini-rant

There is yet still another one of those obnoxious parking obstructions in front of the café that has seating for several more people. At least this stupid vehicular hindrance is just a one-car jobber. So, do you think that I like all these stupid, useless parklets? I will answer that po-rooski: "In the window!"[4]

(mini-rant over... for now)

There were really several other ideas that I could have gone with to make a вкусный завтрак: Piroshki with cabbage; Mushroom and Clear Noodles Siberian-style Pie (Pirog); Cheese Vareniki (Russian style dumplings with baker's cheese filling, served with sour cream or raspberry jam on the side); Cherry Vareniki (Russian style dumplings with sour cherries inside, served in a rich cherry syrup and sour cream on the side); Blinchiki with Mushrooms (blinchiki with mushroom and onion filling, served with sour cream on the side); and Syrniki (sweet cheese fritters with sour cream & jam; I have no idea what those might be, but I might need to get back to check it out). There were also several other savoury and sweet baked goods/pastries in the front-counter display cases.

Also to drink, Pete[5], there was their own homemade (bakery-made, whatever) Kvas (Kвас). This is described on their menu-blackboard as: "A Russian fermented beverage similar to Beer, low in alcohol (0.05%-1.44%). Made from rye or barley. It is made by steeping, boiling, & fermenting rather than distilling." I have had several different versions of bottled/manufactured Kvas that are sold in the rooskie bodegas in my neighborhood, but never fresh-made stuff. This might also need drinking into.





See, this meal included eggs and potatoes just like any typical breakfastary repast would. 

I started with the slice of pirog and had finished it by the time the vareniki had been prepared and brought out. The pirog was okay, but I really enjoyed the vareniki; plus, the onion crispies really added a nice crunch and flavour.




I wanted to make sure to try something from their fresh-baked pastries, so the poppyseed hamentashe was a nice semi-sweet way to end the meal.

Surprisingly, Cinderella Russian Bakery & Café 
had a decent selection of condimentary supplements: Cholula® Hot Sauce (Original), Tapatio® Salsa Picante Hot Sauce, and Huy Fong Foods, Inc. Sriracha HOT Chili Sauce. Because this was just a bakery-place, I was not planning on getting any dishes that would need any hot sauces added and did not bother bringing any of my own hot sauces with me once again. I did end up using some of the Cholula® on the pirog.

Not all of us can be "brave bakers", but some of us can sing in a "bold choir", at least...[6]


Glen Bacon Scale Rating
Cabbage w/ Butter & Eggs Siberian-style Pie (Pirog) ~ 6.3;
Potato Vareniki ~ 6.6; 
Poppyseed Hamentasche ~ 6.4;
Kompot ~ 6.8

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1. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, первая часть:

Po-rooski, "Cinderella" is called "Золушка". This comes from the rooskoe word "зола", meaning "cinder or ash". Simples, nu?!

That reminds me of a silly rooskij saying/rhyming greeting (provided at no additional charge as stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, первая часть-б):

Как дела? 
(transliteration/pronunciation: Kak della?)
Как сажа белa. 
(transliteration/pronunciation: Kak sazha bella.)

The first sentence reads: "How are things?"
The second sentence reads: "As white as soot." (or "As black is white.")

This would be said facetiously if you are having a bad day.

2. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, часть вторая:

Po-rooski, "poppyseed" is "мак" (well, technically the word is used for both the flower itself and the edible seeds), transliterated and pronounced as "mak". (See? Sometimes this Saint Cyril alphabet ain't so hard to understand.)

I had to ask the pretty блондинка counter-lady how to say "poppyseed". That was not a common word that would ever have been taught back at Институт Иностранных Языков in Montereyski.

3. Что?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamantash

I have really only seen this word in the plural form of the German word "Hamentaschen". I am going with the singular as "Hamentasche" because I said so.

4. Look it up, yerd*mnself!

5. Yeah, sorry, that is another stupid, useless cunning linguist pun that you would have to know Rooskij to get.

6. More stupid, useless cunning linguist puns that would only make sense to stupid, useless cunning MA linguists that also went to DLI.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Moscow & Tbilisi Bakery Store


Richmond (District) Coffeehouses 
~ Номер Bосемь

(and also Завтрак[1] на Гири [ещë раз], Двадцать-шестая Глава)



(No official web-siteski.)


Place: Moscow & Tbilisi Bakery Store
Location: 5540 Geary Boulevard (between 18th and 19th Avenues); phonicular contact: (415) 668-6959
Hours: open daily at 7:00am
Meal: one Potato Piroshki[2] and one Cabbage Piroshki; for breakfastary dessert, a Cherry Doughnut[3]; and a cuppa whatever the house Coffee was





While Moscow & Tbilisi Bakery Store is not technically a "Coffeehouse", they do serve Coffee and have a great selection of fresh-baked goods (as any other Coffeehouse might). They have a seating area with five small, round tables that can seat two-to-three people. So, I am including them in this Series (my 'blog, my 'rules). Plus, it is close enough to walk to (it's only thirteen blocks away from my apartment).

They have been in the neighborhood for twenty or twenty-five years now. They were one of the first russkie businesses to take up residence along Geary Boulevard after the fall of the old CCCP and with the major influx of russkie immigrants into San Francisco in the early 1990's. 

There were still a couple of other choices for stupid vegetarians from their piroshki choices: mushroom and cheese (both of which I have had many times before and knew to be good, too). They also have several other good ideas for breakfastary pastries: blinis, strudels, mini-challahs, and hamantashen. Not to mention that they also sell loaves of fresh-baked breads all day long.




These were two large piroshki and I probably could have just gone with one and been sufficiently full. I specifically chose the potato piroshki as a juxtaselection for breakfastary purposes. The cherry doughnut was an excellent choice; it was chock-fulla cherries and, as they say in Ital'yanskij, it was "da bomb"![4]

Surprisingly, Moscow & Tbilisi Bakery Store has bottles of Huy Fong Foods, Inc. Sriracha HOT Chili Sauce for use as condimentary supplements. I just ended up using some of my own Lucky Dog Medium Fire-Roasted Pepper Sauce (Thanks, Brian!) on both of the piroshki. They really didn't need any spicing-up, but it never hurts.

Don't you wish you could be a Brave Baker[5]?


Glen Bacon Scale Rating: Piroshki ~ 6.3; Cherry Doughnut ~ 6.5

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1. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, номер один:

The russkoe* word for "breakfast" is "завтрак" (transliterated as "zavtrak" and pronounced just like that). The word root comes from the russkoe word for "tomorrow", which is "завтра" (pronounced just like it looks).

*(Hey, Brian, what giveski? Why are you alternatingly spelling the Russian word for "Russian" as "russkij", "russkoe", "russkaya", or "russkie"? Well, to answer that question...

Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, номер один, часть б:

Because I can, dammit!!!

Actually, Russian words have gender-identity and the adjectival ending will depend on the word. Masculine words will generally have adjectives ending in "-yj" or 
"-ij" or "-oj"; neuter words will have adjectives ending in "-oe"; feminine words will have adjectives ending in 
"-aya" or "-yaya"; and plural words will have adjectives ending in "-ye" or "-ie". Exempli gratia, the Russian word for "word" is "слово (slovo)", which is a neuter word and would have the neuter adjective "russkoe". Simples?!

However, I won't even bother trying to explain the whole "case-specific" endings thing here right now.)

2. Stupid, useless cunning linguist/pseudo-culinaristic pointer of the day, номер два:

I think I have mentioned this once before here. The russkoe word for "пирожки (piroshki)" is actually the plural of the word "пирожок (pirozhok)" (which is a masculine word, by the way). The word "пирожок" is basically the diminutive of the word "пирог (pirog)" (also a masculine word) meaning "pie".

Stupid, useless cunning linguist/pseudo-culinaristic pointer of the day, номер два, часть б:

The russkoe word for "potato" is either "картофель (kartofel')" (a masculine word) or "картошка (kartoshka)" (a feminine word). I think both words were borrowed from the German word for potato, which is "Kartoffel" (and is also a masculine word, as German does the whole gender-identity, too).

Stupid, useless cunning linguist/pseudo-culinaristic pointer of the day, номер два, часть в:

The russkoe word for "cabbage" is "капуста (kapusta)", which is a feminine word.

3. Stupid, useless cunning linguist/pseudo-culinaristic pointer of the day, номер три:

I forgot the russkoe word for "doughnut" and had to ask the cute russkaya blondinka behind the counter what it was again. It is "пончик (ponchik)".

4. Stupid, useless cunning linguist/pseudo-culinaristic pointer of the day, numero quattro:

To get that stupid joke/pun, you would have to know that one of the words for "doughnut" in Italian is "bombolino".

5. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day, номер пять:

Okay, this is a pretty crude joke/pun. The russkoe word for "brave" is "смелый (transliterated as "smelyj" and pronounced as "smelly")". The russkoe word for "baker" is "пекарь (transliterated as "pekar'" and pronounced kinda like you would think). By the way, the word "baker" is also masculine in russkij.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

The Liberty Café and Bakery

"Hope makes a good breakfast. Eat plenty of it." ~ Ian Fleming, From Russia With Love



http://www.thelibertycafe.com/


Place: The Liberty Café and Bakery
Location: 410 Cortland Avenue
Hours: "Brunch" ~ 9am - 3pm, Saturday-Sunday
Meal: Veggie[1] Frittata ~ portabello, arugala (sic), Sun dried tomato, mozz. (which I hoped was a reference to Mozzarella cheese and not some kinda choral mozzetta, which always makes for a very stringy breakfast dish) with mixed greens; a side order of Country Potatoes (I assumed the country was either Peru or Bolivia); and a cuppa America's Best Coffee 




(Man. That Keanu Reeves dude can surely act. I really bought it that he was that Dr. Huxtable guy. And Phylicia Rashād never looked better as Catherine Earnshaw, too.)


I made a return trip to the Liberty Café and Bakery (see last 'blog-entry from August 21st, 2010) way over in Bernal Heights[2], Heathcliff. This is a really good place for breakfast (which they unfortunately call "Brunch"), but it's always a bit of a trek getting there. For the rest of this 'blog-entry, I will be shortening their name to the Liberty Café, which they alternately have written as "Café" (avec accent aigu) in some places on their web-site and as "Cafe" (sans accent aigu) on their signage and menu. There really aren't that many places from which to choose breakfast (or "Brunch") on "Main Street" (Cortland Avenue), Bernal Heights.

I sat outside again in the open-air patio area between the main restaurant (house) and the cottage-bakery out back. It was still a bit chilly this morning (and the Sun hadn't quite reached the enclosed patio area yet) and they offered to turn on those overhead gas heater thingys, but I declined. I had a jacket on and was fine; besides, if I wanted to sit inside where it was warmer, I could easily have done so. What is the point of eating outside otherwise?

I found this pretty cool. They even show movies on Friday and Saturday nights in the patio area now on one of the blank walls. Tonight they are showing both "My Neighbor Totoro"[3] and "High Fidelity"[4].




stupid parklet mini-rant of the day
Seriously?! The entire business area of Cortland Avenue is barely 6-7 blocks long and there is one of these stupid urban wastelets there. Luckily, it is just one of the two-parking space obstructions, but it is still a completely useless blight. I guess having to walk "all the way" to either Bernal Heights Park (which is THREE blocks away, of course) or Holly Park (well, I can see how SIX blocks might be just too far away for most people to walk while trying to balance their Decaf Mocha Double Latte with soymilk and a twist with their mobular device pressed to their empty heads). This one happens to be located in front of some place called Kinfolk; yet still another place to make my "List". Hmmm?! Maybe the city should turn both Bernal Heights Park and Holly Park into parking garages and rename the neighborhood "Stupid Parklet Heights".




(Back to breakfast or "Brunch".)

The Liberty Café has several good things from which to choose on their standard breakfastary (well, "Weekend Brunch") menu. Plus, they offer a few different frittata specials on the weekend (one for stupid vegetarians and another for dead, decaying animal flesh-eaters). 




The frittata was very good. It was served as a thick, huge slice, sort of quiche-style. It had lots of portobello (or portabello or portobella, take your pick) and sun-dried (or Sun dried, again, your choice) tomatoes. These were also very good homefries; simple enough, but nice and large crispy chunks. "Mixed greens" is always just a euphemism for lettucey-salad junk minus any cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, etc. I ate some of those, but focused mostly on the frittata and potatoes. I just have one minor criticism: with "Bakery" as part of their name, I would liked to have seen some kinda complimentary fresh-baked goods come with the meal.

I have had America's Best Coffee many times before, and it is always a pretty decent cuppa. However, their claim to being the "Best Coffee" in 'merica might be a little lofty. I would have no problem with them calling themselves "America's Very Good Coffee", at least.

The Liberty Café only has for condimentary supplementation Tabasco® Brand Pepper Sauce (the original red) and Tapatío®. Once again I took the liberty to use some of my own Palo Alto Firefighters XX Habanero Pepper Sauce (Thanks agains, Amys and Brian!) on the homefries and some Dave's Gourmet® Ginger Peach Hot Sauce (Thanks, Jim!) on the frittata. Okay, I completely forgot to bring some Big Papi En Fuego Hot Sauce with me this morning, but, just to make sure, for some extra added Boston Red Sox mojo, I just did a Русский Стандарт Platinum Vodka[5] (Thanks, Greg & Cindy!) shooter with 4 drops of Off The Wall Triple (Thanks, Kerry!) in it. Kids, I would not recommend that you try this at home, or if you do, skip the hot sauce in your Vodka, that stuff can kill ya. I also had a shot of pickle juice chaser with it ~ don't ask, it's a Russkij thing.


Glen Bacon Scale Rating: Veggie Frittata ~ 6.5; Русский Стандарт Platinum Vodka ~ 8.5


1. Completely requited rant of the day:

This is just a small pet peeve with me. I have always hated it when places call their vegetarian or vegetable specials "Veggie". Would they call their dead, decaying animal flesh specials "Carnie" or "Meatie"?

Also:

It's Boston, not "Beantown".

It's New York City, not "the Big Apple" (and in case you were wondering ~ and even if you weren't ~ why I chose the colour green instead of red for my "apple", I like Granny Smith apples the best, Mr. Chapman*).

And, lastly, but not leastly:

It's San Francisco, never ever "Frisco"… EVAH!

*(Who was himself a stupid "Veggie", by the way.)

2. Here is some extra added Bernal Heights information courtesy of our friendly friends at Wikipedia:


I wonder what José Cornelio would have to say about all these stupid parklets popping up around the city; to say nothing of what poor ol' Nanny Goat might feel.

3. "My Neighbor Totoro" is a 1988 Japanese animated fantasy film. Despite what I thought, it wasn't an Italian sequel to "The Wizard of Oz".


4. "High Fidelity" is a 2000 American comedy-drama film starring John Cusack. It is based on the 1995 British novel of the same name by Nick Hornby (meaning the novel was also called "High Fidelity", not "Nick Hornby"). I liked the movie a lot, but, as always, the book was much better.


5. Русский Стандарт (which is just standard Russkij for "Russian Standard") Vodka is a brand of high-end Russian Vodka. The Platinum happens to be one of their best variants and is one of the best Vodkas that I have ever had; this is a sipping/shots only Vodka, not to be wasted in crummy mixed drinks ~ use your Absolut® or Stolichnaya® for that. I was given a bottle of this a few years ago as a gift and still have some left that I like to use for special occasions. (Yeah, so, maybe I'm not as big a drunk as a lot of people think that I am.)



Thursday, July 26, 2012

Land O’ Lakes® Butter?

And just who the hell is this Rolf Mao guy, and why does everyone seem to think he is so damned funny?



(Take your pick of versions of this song. It was originally written and performed by Nick Lowe, but Mr. MacManus had a much bigger success with his version. I included the last video as a counterpoint, you ignorant slut, Jane. That one was just by some no-name guy and his buddies; I felt sorry for him as it is very obvious that he will never have a career in the Rock-and/or-Roll World.

By the way, I had the pleasure of hearing both Nick and Elvis sing their versions [as well as one by Steve Earle; however, I couldn't locate his version on stupid EweToob] ~ and all on the same weekend ~ at one of the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass festivals a few years back.)


(This is not a breakfastary 'blog-entry whatsoever, but a)

Stupid Intro-Net Jargon Rant

LOL… lol… lulz…

ROFL… ROTFL… ROFLMAO…

Hardyharhar…

I don't know about you, but I am pretty fed-up with all of this newfangled, cutesy Intro-Net jargon that is out there lately. Now, I am not saying that we need to form some kind of Intro-Net Vernacular Police (which really ain't that bad an idea), but what the hell is wrong with just typing out complete words now-a-days?

The first time that I ever encountered "LOL"/"lol" in a chat room or forum, I thought someone was commenting about me being a "Loser On-Line" or something. Either that, or I really couldn't figure out why they were giving a random shout-out to some dairy company in Minnesota. By the time I had it figured out, they had already logged off and it was too late to get the joke.

The next time that I saw "ROFLMAO", I was equally as confused and could only think that it must be some kinda Italiano curse word aimed at me! I had to have it explained to me that this was not a misspelling of the name of Richie Cunningham's redheaded buddy on "Happy Days" or the actor that played "The Karate Kid". Maybe it was a Teutonic Communist reference?

I understand that a lot of these words came into the Intro-Net lexicon due to the ease and brevity that it takes to type them, and some came about due to "texting" (and don't EVEN get me started on the stupidity of that phase… um, kids, this was called telegraphing and Morse Code back before your great-grandparents were born; it is not such a new technology) charges. However, how hard is it to type "hahaha" or just simply "ha!" instead? "Hahaha" only requires a few additional keystrokes more than "LOL", and "Ha!" has the exact same amount of spacing. Most mobular phone plans have unlimited "texting" already built into the charges now-a-days, anyway. If you are in the comfort of your own home, typing away like one of the good Intro-Net monkeys we all have become, just how hard is it to type a few extra letters on your home PC or laptop? IMHO, this is really just an excuse for extreme laziness…

Now before you start calling me a technophobe or "grumpy ol' man McGowan" (and if I catch you damned kids playing with that Frisbee pie plate thingy on my lawn one more time, I will keep it for good and call your parents!), I have nothing against 21st Century (or even outdated 20th Century) technology. I know many people that own and use one of those micro-waveable oven contraptions and are very happy with their nuclear-heated, tasteless food. And I do plan on getting myself one of the newest telephony devices as soon as they come out with the "implant" or something better than just a wannabe Star Trek communicator. (By the way, the motor on my Betamax is about shot, does anyone know of a good electric repairman?)

If you still must insist on abbreviating your emotions, at least have the decency to be original about it. Here are a few examples that will get your mindless friends thinking for a change:

"555" in place of the ubiquitous "LOL" (By the way, "ubiquitous" is a great word to learn as you see it everywhere now-a-days. Look it up, you lazy bastages! It's not as if you don't have access to the World Wild Webs at your fingertips!); it has the exact same amount of keystrokes and is actually quicker to type as it uses the same key three times. The word for the number "five" in Thai is pronounced "ha"; hence, this would be "hahaha". Get it?! Good!

"xaxaxa" in place of "LOL", too. This is simply the Russkij transliteration of "hahaha". The letter "x" in Russian is pronounced as a guttural "kh" sound; this is sort of the sound your cat would make while coughing up a hairball.

(You can consider those first two examples as stupid, cunning linguist extra pointers of the day if you like.)

 
"GA" ("Guffawing Audibly") in place of "LMAO".

(And my personal favorite)

 
"CMBOMN" ("Chortlin' My Beverage Outta My Nose") in place of "ROLFMAOTSE-TUNG".

I blame it all on Al Gore for inventing the Intro-Net and his stupid Global Colding conspiracies. Besides, when it comes to "LOL", I much prefer Parkay®

What's so funny 'bout acronyms, banality[1], and misunderstandings, Deckie?


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:  Nick Lowe ~ 6.8; Elvis Costello ~ 7.5; Rick Springfield and friends ~ 7.0


[1] (Just in case you thought you could get away without another) stupid, useless cunning linguist/pseudo etymological pointer
du jour
 
"Banality" comes from the French noun "banalité", meaning "commonplace". This comes from the French adjective "banal", meaning "up your arses, ya buncha lazy buggers".

 
And don't think that I am being banal retentive about all of this Intro-Net crap, Mr. Miagi.