Showing posts with label Garlic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Garlic. Show all posts

Sunday, May 19, 2019

Eats




https://www.eatsrestaurantsf.com/


Place: Eats

Location: 50 Clement Street
(on the corner of 2nd Avenue)

Hours: open Monday - Sunday at 8:00am

Meal: Divorced Eggs ~ sunny up eggs with half red sauce and tomatillo sauce, ricotta salata[1], black beans with pepper Jack cheese[2], grilled tortillas, and roasted potatoes; and, to drink, a glassa Power C ~ a mixture of orange, pineapple, and grapefruit juices




("Before"... "After"... whatever. Unseasonable [and mostly unwanted] rain is still rain.)


Because I am still running through my Breakfastary Starting Rotation, and today is also the 108th annual running of the Bay-to-Beer in San Francisco, and it had been raining earlier for most of the morning, I wanted to keep it as local as possible and not have to deal with any traffic that may have been caused due to all of that. So, I simply returned to Eats (see previous 'blog-entry from Saturday, January 19th, 2019) for breakfast this morning.

Since I last ate at Eats, there are brand new (retractable) awnings outside on both the Clement Street-side and 2nd Avenue-side sidewalk seating areas. I probably coulda even sat outside if I really wanted to, as the rain had already ceased from the earlier morning deluge and did not resume until much later this afternoon. However, I had arrived early enough this morning to still get a choice of a few different two-seater tables indoors, anyway.

By now, I have more than worked my way through their entire menu and will be repeating most of the meals again. This is fine-by-me, because they have many good items from which to choose (even for st*pid vegetarian-types) and it will take me a few years to run through all of them again (even with three to four visits a year).




Oh, noooo!!!

Sadly, it appears that along with their fancy new awnings outside, they have also changed the formula for their homefries. However, this would be in the opposite direction ("un-fancy old"?)... they are no longer including any roasted garlic cloves. (Well, there were none what-so-ever in my portion this morning, where there were normally at least three to six cloves.) I just hope this was an oversight for my meal and they do still include the roasted garlic cloves in their homefries. These were easily the best homefries in town with the garlic in them. Additionally, I did not notice any rosemary sprigs in the potatoes either. (Hmmm?! Maybe to be able to pay for their fancy new awnings, they had to cut back on a few other important items.)

Anyway... thankfully, the eggs dish was still mighty tasty itself. With the salsa roja, salsa verde, and grated white cheese (ricotta salata) on top, the colours sorta reminded me of la Bandera Mexicana, Antonio.

As far as condimentary supplementation goes, Eats offers the full Standard San Francisco Triumvirate of Hot Sauces (Tabasco® Brand Pepper Sauce 
[Original Red Sauce], Cholula® Hot Sauce [Original], and Tapatío® Salsa Picante Hot Sauce); plus, El Yucateco® three ways (Salsa Picante Roja de Chile Habanero, Salsa Picante Verde de Chile Habanero, and XXXtra Picante Salsa Kutbil-Ik® de Chile Habanero). I still went with some of my own 
Old St. Augustine Snake Bite Datil Pepper Sauce (Thanks, Greg & Cindy!) on the potatoes and some H*ll's Kitchen® Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce (Thanks, Mom!) on the black beans. Both of which ended up being superfluously supplemented. I liked their salsa roja better than their salsa verde (which was tomatillo-based, and plenty good enough all on its ownsome) and happened to mention it to one of the server-lady persons, so she went back and brought me out a whole 'nother small ramekin of salsa roja, which I proceeded to dump on top of the one egg that already had salsa roja on it, the potatoes, and the black beans.


(another, not really such a) Strange Coffee Interlude

Before heading out for breakfast, I had prepared myself a mighty fine cuppa Bettys - Java Kalibaru[3] 
(Thanks, Cindy & Greg!). Now, not that I really needed another cuppa after breakfast (Does anybody truly need another lung-full of oxygen more than once a day?!), but when I got home I made myself yet another cuppa the same stuff (and once more prepared via the single-cuppa drip/pour-over method). The main reason I decided to "risk" drinking two cuppas-a-day was that, after breakfast, I once again strolled through the Clement Street Sunday Farmers Market and picked up a few interesting fresh baked-goods junk. For a mid-morning after-breakfast snack (and, because of which, I had to completely skip any lunch), I went with a Cardamom Puff purchased from Portside Bakery (outta Sausalito-town). The best way to describe this was a roundish croissant (about the size of a very large apple) filled with a cardamom custard. The cardamom custard was awe-some and really complemented (or vice-the-versa) the cuppa Coffee. So, it totally made it worth the second cuppa... even if I cannot get to bed until really late tonight... like, say, 10:30pm. I also made the second cuppa in my brand-spankin'-new "Eats" mug that I had just purchased this morning after breakfast. (I already have two "Dottie's True blue café" mugs, so I figured I would try to collect one mug from each of the other restaurants in my Breakfastary Starting Rotation... if possible; that makes two down and only three to go).

https://www.bettys.co.uk/java-kalibaru-single-origin-coffee

http://portsidebaker.com/

https://agriculturalinstitute.org/directory/listing-details/clement-st


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Huevos Divorciados ~ 7.0;
Power C ~ 6.7;
Cardamom Puff ~ 7.8;
Bettys Java Kalibaru ~ 7.4

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1. For those of you that might be cheesily-impaired:

https://www.cheese.com/ricotta-salata/

2. This link is probably unnecessary, but still...

https://www.cheese.com/pepper-jack/

3. For a posh British tearoom kinda place, Bettys really does a great job with their Coffees, too. The Coffee is always top-notch and only costs about the same as the swill you can get at that St*rbucks place. This blend/roast is priced at £5.95 for a 227g bagga; with today's exchange rate, that equates to about $15.16/pound (that would be 'mercian-style measure of weight "pound", not the Britishlander-style monetary unit "pound"). 

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Eats




https://www.eatsrestaurantsf.com/

(Yay! They finally have their own "official"-type web-site [after only being open for the past nine years now; ignore what their web-site states ~ this restaurant has been running under its present ownership only since early-2010].)


Place: Eats

Location: 50 Clement Street
(on the corner of 2nd Avenue)

Hours: open Monday - Sunday at 8:00am

Meal: Farmers (Scramble) (v) ~ sauteed mushrooms, corn, zucchini, garlic, cherry tomatoes, basil topped with goat cheese, parsley, served with choice of: Excellent! Homefries, mixed greens (you know, your basic rabbit-food stuff), comes w/ toast: multi-grain, sour dough, rye; and, to drink, a glassa Detox ~ beets, carrot, apple, ginger


I am still rounding-out an early-2019 workout of my Breakfastary Starting Rotation, so I revisited Eats (see last 'blog-entry from Sunday, September 9th, 2018). This is one of the closer (and more decent) restaurants in my neighborhood for breakfast, too.





As I have now had everything on their menu (at least once over), I knew I would be reordering a past dish again. The one that I finally decided on can be ordered either as a "scramble" or "omelette" dish; I just figured that the ingredients in this one called more for "scramble". The corn in the list of additives was the deciding factor for me this morning, and I was very happy to see that not only were there lots of kernels in the scramble-mess, but that they were all nicely roasted/charred. I know that this was supposed to include basil in it; however, I did not remember seeing, nor tasting, any basil... no "E"[1].

I went with sourdough as my toasty choice and, of course, I made the only intelligent choice of sides and had their Excellent! Homefries (even I can "whip-up" some of your basic rabbit-food stuff at home). There were three (3) whole cloves of nicely roasted garlic in with the potatoes, which I made sure to use intelligently on my toast as a sorta garlic-butter spread.

I think that my drink this morning was so-named "Detox" because after taking one look at its couleur de puce atroce[2], you will probably never want to tipple another alcoholic beverage again in your life... Despite its nookular un-dogly[3] hues, the drink was really very tasty, and the bite of fresh squeezed(?) ginger really made the drink.

For condimentary supplementation, Eats offers an excellent variety from which to choose, which includes the Standard San Francisco Triumvirate of Hot Sauces™©®Ⓤ (Tabasco® Brand Pepper Sauce ~ Original Red Sauce, Cholula® Hot Sauce ~ Original, and Tapatío® Salsa Picante Hot Sauce) plus a triumvirate of El Yucateco® (Salsa Picante Roja de Chile Habanero, Salsa Picante Verde de Chile Habanero, and XXXtra Picante Salsa Kutbil-Ik® de Chile Habanero). Of course, I had brought some of my own collection with me once more and used some 
Dat'l Do-it® Spicy Jalapeno Hot Sauce (Thanks, Mom!) on the potatoes and some Peaks of Otter Peppers Inca Gold Hot Sauce (Thanks, Greg & Cindy!) on the scramble.

the Wild Parrots of San Francisco Interlude

After breakfast, as I was a-saunterin' down Clement Street doing a little early Saturday morn window-shopping (I bought me a nice transom and some curtains to go with), I heard and then looked up and espied another medium-sized pandemonium of sixteen (yes, I actually took the time to count them, and it was no easy task as they were changing positions overhead often) heading south-wards (towards Golden Gate Park? I do not think that they have set up any roosts there yet, though).


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Farmers (Scramble) (v) ~ 6.7;
Excellent! Homefries ~ 7.63;
the Wild Parrots of San Francisco ~ 8.5

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1. That would be a "big e".

2. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointeur du jour:

"Puce" is the French word for "flea", which comes from the Latin words for "flea", "pulicem" or "pulex". The colour is said to be the colour of bloodstains on linen or bedsheets, even after being laundered, from a flea's droppings, or after a flea has been crushed.

(Sorry, sometimes these word origins can be kinda gross and shocking. See: "Vanilla".)

3. Pun fully intended, once you know the etymology of "puce".

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Zazie


Ceci n'est pas Œufs Bénédicte...



(Monsieur Soleil was out bright and early this morning and really washed-out this photo. Yeah, well... that is mon histoire and I am sticking with it.)

http://www.pomelosf.com/


Place: Zazie

Location: 941 Cole Street 
(between Carl Street and Parnassus Avenue)

Hours: "le Brunch" is served Monday-Friday 8-2 and Saturday/Sunday/Holidays 9-3

Meal: Eggs en Fonte[1] ~ grilled polenta cake w/ spinach, wild mushrooms, spicy tomato-chevre sauce, and two over easy eggs baked in a cast iron skillet w/ home fries or salad (of course, I opted for the potatoes; what am I some kinda silly rabbit?!); and to drink, a cuppa (and two full refillas) Zazie Blend (which is made exclusively for them by the local folks at LaCoppa Coffee across the bay in Mill Valley)

https://www.lacoppacoffee.com/



(There is no EweToobular juxtaselection here... unless, perhaps, Mademoiselle Isabelle Marie Anne de Truchis de Varennes also likes polenta-based breakfast dishes.)


Je suis retourné à Zazie (see last 'blog-entry from Dimanche 2 décembre, 2017). I was about the sixth person/group waiting in line to get in this morning. The joint filled up very quickly after they opened and all the tables inside and in the backyard patio were eaten-up (so to speak) very quickly. However, because it was not raining (still/again), I sat outside in the front sidewalk café area where there are only four tables for two. As I was the first-come-first-seated idiot to opt to sit outdoors, I had my choice of tables, anyway. They had turned on the overhead gas-heaters and I had to take off my jacket as it was that comfortable already, especially with Monsieur Soleil at my back.

These tables out front are usually occupied by les chiens out for un petit déjeuner with their human-pets. The table next to me had one very friendly (but well-behaved) pupster named Hunter. 

They offer many interesting-sounding dishes on their "le Brunch" menu. Here were quelques autres idées:

(off their "le Brunch Specials" menu)

Miracle Pancakes[2] (1,2, or 3 pieces) ~ cinnamon bun pancakes w/ cream cheese glaze (as tempting as these sounded, I had another "miraculous" weekend pancakes special on my last visit and wanted to try something savoury today);

or

Omelette du Jour ~ crispy bacon, artichoke hearts, tomatoes provençale, spinach and Feta cheese w/ home fries or salad (of course, I would have ordered this sans le bout de porc mort en décomposition);

and

(off their standard "le Brunch" menu)

Fontainbleu ~  (a scrambled eggs dish) w/ wild mushrooms, spinach, Fontina;

Avignon ~ (another scrambled eggs dish) w/ eggplant, tomatoes, zucchini, provençale herbs;

Italie ~ (also another scrambled eggs dish) w/ tomatoes provençales, cream cheese, fresh basil;

or

Greece ~ (yet still another scrambled eggs dish) w/ red onions, spinach, Feta.

Dishes like these (and several other good choices from which to choose) are why this is another place that really deserves a return visit more than once a year (or lune bleue).




I knew right away that I was going to enjoy this dish with polenta as its base. While this was not really any kinda Eggs Benedict dish, it did have two eggs (not poached, though) laid atop a thick slice/chunk of grilled polenta. This dish would definitely not be for the fungi-faint of heart; as best as I could tell, it had three different types of "wild" mushrooms ("If you can not control your mushrooms, Monsieur, you will have to take them outside, s'il vous plaît...") in it (possibly: Shiitake, Portobello, and Hen-of-the-Woods, but it coulda been any other fungi). When I first read the name of the dish, I was trying to figure out why they were calling the dish "Infant Eggs" in French. Aren't all eggs infant chickens?

They also have very good homefries. Mine today came with two whole roasted cloves of garlic in with them.

I have no idea what Zazie might have had to offer for condimentary supplementation, I did not ask or check. I just used some of my own Chili in Hawaii Habanero Garlic Hot Sauce (Thanks, Cindy & Greg!) on top of one egg and Dat'l Do It® Classic Cayenne Hot Sauce (Thanks, Mom!) on les pommes de terre.

Now, if I had only eaten at Art's Cafe in January (I did eat there in July), I coulda said that I had eaten "breakfast from A(rt's Cafe) to Z(azie) in 2018" more precisely...


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Enfant Œufs ~ 7.1;
Zazie Blend ~ 7.1

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1. Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer du jour:

As best as I can tell, "en fonte" simply means "cast" (referring to the cast iron skillet) in Frenchy-speak.

2. Pourquoi pas "Miracle Atterrissage à Plat"?!

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Eats


♪ 
"We skipped the light fandango
Turned roasted potatoes 'cross the floor... "
♫



(Yeah, still no official-type web-site thing.)


Place: Eats

Location: 50 Clement Street 
(on the corner of 2nd Avenue); 
phonicular contact: (415) 751-8000

Hours: open every day of the week at 8:00am

Meal: Spinach Tomato Scramble (v) (this can also be made as an Omelette, but I felt a bit scrambled today, anyway) ~ garlic, ricotta salata[1], and fresh basil (they do not state it anywhere on the menu listing, but this also included a bit of both spinach and tomatoes), served with choice of / potatoes / mixed greens / fruit add $2.25, comes w/ toast / multi-grain / sour dough / rye / English muffin or Bagel ADD $1.00; and a glassa Power C ~ (fresh-juiced) orange, grapefruit, pineapple 




(No horses or penguins were injured during the recapping of this morning's breakfast... however, a few Clowns may have had their feelings hurt. 
[There is no reference to "garlic" in "A Whiter Shade of Pale". This cover-version was playing on my car stereo on the way back from breakfast, so I just felt like sharing it here.])


Continuing along with my September work-out of my Breakfastary Starting Rotation, I went back to Eats (see last 'blog-entry from Sunday, April 15th, 2018) this morning. 

I sat outside at one of the two tables along the 2nd Avenue sidewalk seating area... 'cause I could... and 'cause it is almost Summer in San Francisco. Of course, if I had sat in the Clement Street sidewalk seating area, I would have been sitting in the Sun and not in the shade... D'oh! Saul Goode! I was wearing a sweatshirt and long-sleeved t-shirt, anyway.




This was a simple enough scramble, but it was simply-enough good, all the same. It had lots of diced tomatoes in it (so, it would not be for those of you who do not adoro le mele). I suppose, that it could have included a bit more basilico fresco, but all the spinaci in it would probably have masked it, anyway.

Of course, I went with the smart side-choice of their Excellent! Roasted Home Potatoes (pffft! even I can make d*mn rabbit-food at home myself) and for my toast choice I had the multi-grain. There were seven (Count 'em ~ 7!) cloves of roasted garlic in with the potatoes today! (I would like to have been able to say that there were "sixteen vestal cloves of garlic" in it, but that might have been too much garlic even for me... )

For condimentary supplements, Eats offers not only the San Francisco Triumvirate of Hot Sauces™©®Ⓤ (Tabasco® Brand Pepper Sauce ~ Original Red Sauce, Cholula® Hot Sauce ~ Original, and Tapatío® Salsa Picante Hot Sauce), they also have a triumvirate of El Yucateco® (Salsa Picante Roja de Chile Habanero, Salsa Picante Verde de Chile Habanero, and XXXtra Picante Salsa Kutbil-Ik® de Chile Habanero). Even with all of these good hot sauce options, I still used some of my own 
Chili in Hawaii Habanero Garlic Hot Sauce (Thanks, Cindy & Greg!) on the potatoes and several sprinkles of Charlie's Chili Stuff (Thanks, Sha'!) also on the potatoes and all over the scramble-mess, too.

♪ "... at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of garlic... " ♫


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Spinach Tomato Scramble (v) ~ 6.5;
Excellent! Roasted Home Potatoes ~ 7.67(!!!!!!!)

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1. Che cosa?

https://www.cheese.com/ricotta-salata/

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Garlic ~ Part Too


"Roses?! We don' need no stinkin' roses!"[1]




(Sorry, you try finding decent garlic-studded songs. Besides, you know you all wanna give "garlic gumbo gravy guava" a go-go.)


garlic[2]
noun | gar-lic | \ˈgär-lik\

1 : a European allium (Allium sativum) widely cultivated for its pungent compound bulbs much used in cookery; broadly : ALLIUM
2 : a bulb of garlic

— garlicky \ˈgär-li-kē\ adjective


This is just a quick follow-up on garlic (see previous 'blog-entry from Wednesday, February 11th, 2015). This is the kinda thing that pops into my head late at night (well, 3:00am early in the morning) when I can not sleep.

While garlic may not necessarily be a mandatory ingredient for the first meal of the day (and just how come those smarmy bastages at the Pancake Home of Internationality [better known as "PHOI®", of course] have never come up with a decent "Garlic Pancake"?), it really does enhance most breakfastary dishes. Any decent homefries/country potatoes worth its merits should include at least a little (or, like the truly Excellent! Roasted Home Potatoes at Eats, a lot) of this tasty underground fruit. ("But... Brian... garlic is not really a 'fruit' is it?" Seriously?! This is a silly li'l 'blog-post about "garlic", fercryinoutloud, and you are actually questioning my botanical authentification. Besides, if you don't believe me, you can check with those monkey-experts at Scopes.com [see, they don't just fight smelly bad-breath now-a-days, they fight smelly bad-breathtaking rumours, too].)

Most of the great cuisines of the World utilize garlic to some extent in their dishes (with the exception of certain sects of Buddhism[3]): Chinese, Greek, Italian, Mexican, Thai, Indian (the Hindu-type, I am not sure about the Native American take on garlic, but I bet it would be great with fry-bread), Burmese (Myanmarese, too), Vietnamese, French, German, Korean, Japanese, Turkish, Arab, Israeli (and also European/American Jewish), Ethiopian and Eritrean, Russian, Afghani, Cuban, Jamaican, and Irish[4].

Garlic always goes great in/with some of my favourite foods: Pizza (and, yes, in my family Pizza is a traditional breakfast dish, d*mmit!), potatoes (in the chips form and most all forms), etc. I have even had Garlic Ice Cream (once) and it wasn't that bad (of course, it was late in the afternoon at the Gilroy Garlic Festival[5] and by that time everything tasted like garlic anyway). Not to mention... Τζατζίκι! (and do not try and tell me that Tzatziki is not a true breakfast dish; it has yoghurt in it, right?) However, I do draw the line at garlic-Coffee and garlic-Beer.

And just another good reason that garlic is a great breakfast addition ~ not that I expect people will run out to their local Garlic Julius® tomorrow to start drinking up this stuff ~ but a 3.5 oz/100g serving of garlic has 38% of your Daily Value of Vitamin C (okay, sure, the equivalent serving of oranges pack a 64% of Vitamin C, but when was the last time you asked for extra oranges on your Pizza Margherita?).


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Garlic (plain) ~ 6.8;
Garlic (roasted) ~ 7.2;
Τζατζίκι ~ 7.2-8.2

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1. http://www.garlic-central.com/stinking-rose.html

First off, I am impressed that there is an actual web-site dedicated to garlic. 

Secondly, while garlic is not actually a member of the Rose-family, it is interesting to point out that apples (as well as pears, quinces, apricots, plums, cherries, peaches, raspberries, loquats, strawberries, and almonds) are. How do you like them roses?!

2. Definitionary results courtesy of little Miss Mary-Anne Webster.

3. Do you really wanna know the complete arbitrariness of that particular dietary restriction? You can read my somewhat explanation in my initial garlic 'blog-entry. The ban also includes not using onions, leeks, and a few other good-tasting stuff. H*ck, different Buddhist sects can not even agree as to exactly why this is. 

Trust me, this Buddha guy would not last a week on the food network.

4. No, "Irish Cuisine" is not a culinaristic oxymoron.

Stupid, useless cunning linguist pointer of the day:

For any of you wise-a-guy pun-dits wondering just what the word for "garlic" in Gaelic might be, it is "gairleog". 

5. https://gilroygarlicfestival.com/

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Zazie


Ceci n'est pas un miracle réel... just one h*ckuva tasty petit déjeuner. 



https://www.zaziesf.com/


Place: Zazie

Location: 941 Cole Street 
(between Carl Street and Parnassus Avenue)

Hours: "Brunch" is served Monday-Friday 8-2 and Saturday/Sunday/Holidays 9-3 (it is the same menu every day of the week, and they open up way early enough to be able to drop the snooty-*ssed moniker "Brunch", and seeing as they are supposed to be a snooty-*ssed authentique Frenchified bistro, they should oughtta be calling this early morning meal 
"Petit Déjeuner", anyway)

Meal: Miracle Pancakes (2) - Sugar Pie Pumpkin Pancakes ~ made with real roasted pumpkin, topped with pumpkin purée w/ vanilla whipped cream; a side order of Home-fries (or should that be "Maison-frites"?), with some of their homemade (Zazie-made, whatever) habanero salsa; and a cuppa (and two refillas) Zazie's Organic Specialty Coffee[1]




(This poster was above me and over my left shoulder. It was positioned correctly; I just thought I'd try something artistique.)






(There really are no EweToobular juxtaselections for those first two Motown mega-hits this morning. 

However, it is a well-known fact that both cherries and pumpkins are botanical berries[2], and I have it on good authority that Ms. Tunstall is a big fan of pancakes [like Haggis, pancakes are the other National Dish of Alba-nia][3].)


Once again, to be able to state: "I had breakfast from A (as in Andytown Coffee Roasters)[4] to Z in 2017", je suis retourné à Zazie (see last 'blog-entry from Sunday, December 28th, 2014). 

I had arrived so early in the neighborhood (a little after 8:15am) that I even found a legal (and free) parking spot just around the corner on Parnassus Avenue. Because I didn't want to look foolish waiting in line for forty-five minutes all by myself, I made sure to walk around the area a bit checking out/noting the other breakfastary places along the street (of which, there are at least three-to-five other good options in just two blocks up and down Cole Street). When I got back, I ended up being the third "party" (thankfully, the maître d'/manager-guy person was nice enough not to call out "Brian... party of one!") in line. 

Since I last ate there, they have expanded their front sidewalk café eating area to four tables for two (or possibly two tables for four... or one table for four and two tables for two...). I did think (briefly) about sitting outside this morning (either in the front area or in their much larger backyard patio); however, it had rained earlier in the morning (much before I had even left the house), and I was not sure how long the clouds would keep back, so I wimped-out and sat inside once again (as it was, it did not rain at all while I was inside eating). Next time...

I can not believe that it has been almost three years since I last ate at Zazie. They have a really good standard breakfast ("Brunch", whatever) menu and they also offer seasonal/weekendly specials. These guys could easily be "Breakfastary Starting Rotation"-worthy if ever needed.

Ferinstance, quelques autres idées:

(off their "Brunch" Specials addition)

Ceci n'est pas un Pancake ~ Our kitchen's version of Huevos Rancheros, corn tortillas w/ melted cheese, slow cooked black beans, spicy tomato sauce, avocados, salsa fresca, two over easy eggs (this was going to be my initial choice... until I saw the miraculous dish that I ended up ordering);

Fresh squash & sage Raviolis ~ w/ wilted arugula (Sheesh! For the price, you would think they would use fresh arugula at least!), butter, garlic, white wine, and aged Parmesan (while not really a breakfastary sorta dish, I was also eyeing that this morning for something a little different);

or

Omelette du Jour (and I am so glad that they spelded "Omelette" kerrektly) ~ apple chicken sausage (which I would have had quatre-vingt six-ed, sans doute), tomatoes provençale [ sic; see, technically, the adjective "provençale" should be "provençales" in agreement with "tomatoes" being in the plural; also, it would be "tomates" if they were using the actual Frenchy word], fresh basil, and Feta cheese w/ home fries or salad (another tough choice not to choose);

and

(off their standard "Brunch" menu, specifically in the Scrambled Egg Dishes section; all served w/ choice of whole wheat or white toast and home fries or salad)

Fontainbleu ~ w/ wild mushrooms, spinach, Fontina;

Avignon ~ w/ eggplant, tomatoes, zucchini, provençale herbs;

Greece (Et porquois pas la 'Grèce'?) ~ w/ red onions, spinach, Feta (this dish is another good reason for a return trip... hopefully not in the year 2020);

or

Italie ~ w/ tomatoes provençales (now here, on their standard printed menus, they have the adjective in agreement to "tomatoes"), cream cheese, fresh basil.

And, additionally (also off their "Brunch" Specials addition), they had a Sugar Pie Pumpkin Latte ~ made w/ roasted sugar pie pumpkin, maple, and spices, topped w/ vanilla whipped cream and cinnamon... St*rbucks only wishes they made it this delicious. (Let it be known that the last "... " section of that sentence was actually on their menu; I didn't even need to editorialise it in any way.) I almost went with one of those, too, but that would have been both a sugar (maple syrup, whatever) and pumpkin overkill. It did look very tempting, though; it was served in one of them extra large latte cups/boules.





I can not be sure (just because I was incessantly drooling, they kept barring my way into the kitchen to check it out), but I think they probably use their gingerbread pancake batter as a basis for this meal. Stuff like this is why ("are why"?) I will definitely have to get back there more often. The above photo quality might not do it any justice, but it was extremely tasty. The real trick was trying to get "la morsure parfaite" with a bit of butter, whipped cream, maple syrup[5a], and pumpkin[5b] purée all in the same forkful. They offer this dish as one, two, or three pancakes. Two pancakes turned out to be the perfect amount for me (with the additional homefries); one pancake might not have been enough and three pancakes would have been wayyyyy too much food for me to process.

Once again, I really enjoyed the homefries side dish. It included six (six) cloves of roasted garlic in with the potatoes this morning, and I made sure to eat each and every one. Look out, Eats, you have some competition here!

I did not ask what they might have to offer in the way of bottles of condimentary supplementation (nor did I bother schlepping any of my own hot sauces with me). I remembered from my last visit (well, I "remembered" after re-reading the 'blog-entry from my previous visit there) that they offered a homemade salsa of their own. I thought it was of a tomatillo-base, but it turned out to be of the habanero kind. Surprisingly, this habanero salsa was really not that épicé, but it did have a really nice goût to it. I ended up using a goodly amount of it all over the potatoes... okay, I admit, I did try some on one bite of pancake, too, and it really wasn't half-bad (to a pessimist, would that mean it is only "half-good"?).

As if I needed yet still another viable reason to patronise Zazie, there is this directly off their menu and web-site:

Zazie is Proud to be Tip Free!

All of our menu prices include a living wage, revenue share, paid family leave, fully funded health & dental insurance, paid time off, and a 401(k) with employer match for all of our hard working employees.
  
~No Tips Expected~

Wow! No tipping![6] Who says the French ain't got no culcher?! 
(Don't worry, I am not from KT Tunstall's motherland. I did end up tipping my normal 20% amount, anyway. I checked first with my waiter/server-guy person first, and he had no qualms with it either.) 


Glen Bacon Scale Rating:
Miracle Pancakes - Sugar Pie Pumpkin Pancakes ~ 7.4;
Maison-frites (avec de l'ail) ~ 7.56;
salsa habanera ~ 7.3;
Zazie's Organic Specialty Coffee ~ 7.1;
Andytown's Ethiopia Natural Banko Fuafuate ~ 8.3

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1. I checked with the maître d'/manager-guy person and he told me that they do still get their Coffee from LaCoppa Coffee in Mill Valley. I was not sure from my last visit there; they no longer mention it on the menu. Apparently, LaCoppa makes this special roast/blend for them.

https://www.lacoppacoffee.com/

2. Nah! How many times I gotta tell ya? Cherries are not an actual botanical berry; they are a fleshy drupe.

On the other hand, Peter, pumpkins are botanical berries. Go figger...

3. No, no! No, no-no-no...

The First Rule of the Intro-Net is: "Never believe nuthin' ya reads on these here World Wild Webs!"

The Second Rule of the Intro-Net: "When in doubt, see Rule #1."

Besides, just look at them dimples!
(And I meant Daryl's. KT is pretty d*rn cute, too.)

4. See previous 'blog-entry from Saturday, September 30th, 2017.

Earlier this morning, before even thinking about eating breakfast, I fixed me uppa (well, dripped me downa) a cuppa Andytown's Ethiopia Natural Banko Fuafuate.

"I don't drink Coffee to wake up; I wake up to drink Coffee!"™

5. Are there any foods more All-American (as in New World foods) than maple syrup and pumpkins? I can't think of anything else other than possibly: corn/maize, tomatoes (including their spicy little cousins, chilli peppers), potatoes, and chocolate.

6. Supposably, this whole stupid "tipping" thing started here in San Francisco ~ so, it should all end here as well!